It couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy


To the dismay of my Argentinean friends, their World Cup team got literally bitch-slapped yesterday by Germany in a 4-0 rout. Although I feel sympathy for their embarrassing loss, I feel absolutely no sympathy for their cocaine addicted coach, the monumental piece of crap Diego Maradona. As I told them before the tournament started, karma is a bitch, and their team’s coach has a truckload of bad karma following him that will no doubt affect the entire team.

Making sure his disgraced name continues to be synonymous with classless creep, Maradona got into an altercation with German fans after the game as they taunted the Fidel-tattoo-sporting mound of excrement.


Karma indeed is a bitch, and this devastating and humiliating defeat is hopefully one of the many that will continue to follow this piece of crap for the rest of his life.



4 thoughts on “It couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy

  1. I already disliked this guy intensely…nothing but a has-been, arrogant, pompous ass with a serious case of verbal diarrhea. The tattoo only confirms that he is also a mindless idiot. Maybe he’ll shut his mouth for a few minutes while he eats his humble pie.

  2. Maradona is too stupid to hate. He’s an overgrown, badly spoiled baby with no impulse control and far too many doting enablers. Sort of like Argentina’s Mike Tyson. Good for one thing and one thing only, at least during his prime. If you want to hate somebody, save it for the likes of Sartre, “Gabo” and Saramago. Maradona is just sad.

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