Uruguay’s president, Jose “Granpa Munster” Mujica, describes Argentine dictator Cristina Kirchner on an open microphone (my translation):
“This old hag is worse than the cross-eyed dude… At least the cross-eyed dude was a politician, this one is pigheaded… For an Argentine Pope who has been around for 77 years, she’s going to explain to him what mate tea and a thermos is?”