October 17, 2003
I Feel Special...
The months of anticipation. The special vocabulary diet. The waiting and waiting and baiting. Months of blogging Lamas classes. I feel like a brand new daddy. I'm swelling with pride. Yes! It's true!
I've had my first and very own troll! I'll name him gvant2000. His measurements at birth were 64.12.96.42. I can't wait until he becomes literate so I can make Spanish his first language.
I will not, however, be breastfeeding.
UPDATE: My widdle trolly wolly has now been added to the banned IP crib along with the penis enlargement and other spam. He is now in company befitting his stature.
Posted by Val Prieto at October 17, 2003 07:45 AM
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LOL!! As long as you don't have to pay his way through college... ;)
Posted by: pam at October 17, 2003 09:14 AM
I think you should put him up for adoption. Perhaps Fidel will adopt him.
Posted by: Amanda at October 17, 2003 09:33 AM
If I do as Amanda suggests, I wont have to pay for his college! Although, alas, I don't think even the bearded one would want to take in a bigot.
Posted by: Val Prieto at October 17, 2003 09:38 AM
Cuba sera pronto libre. Hardy har har.
Who or what will make Cuba free? Alpha 66? Cuban American National Foundation? George W. Bush? Radio Marti? Brothers to the Rescue?
Hardy har har. Stop, you are making me laugh.
Who is the President of Cuba?
Score: Fidel Castro 44, Emigrants 0.
Posted by: gvant2000 at October 17, 2003 11:41 AM
gvant, and this will be the last time you are addressed in this blog,
Cuba has NO president. Just a dictator in charge.
Now please, go away, there's just so much complete stupidity I can take from one person.
Posted by: Val Prieto at October 17, 2003 11:47 AM
What a cretin. Asshead.
Good riddance!
D
Posted by: David Strain at October 17, 2003 04:20 PM
You know Val, this means you've made it!
I had my very first troll just the other day too! Let's share a cigar!
Posted by: serenity at October 17, 2003 06:03 PM
Hey, I was considered a troll once when I stumbled across a discussion on the evils of Harry Potter and Halloween. {rolling eyes} I wonder if I caused anyone such a sense of pride. Somehow I think not. lol I don't think the folks I ran across had as much of a sense of humor.
Qvant2000 is just despicable though. Uggh...
Posted by: Patty at October 18, 2003 02:41 AM
