May 04, 2004

Wife Eye for the Drag Guy

Gentlemen, if you are ever to dress in drag - for whatever reason - let me give you a little advice. Do not, under any circumstances, ask your wife or girlfriend for fashion advice. Dont ask them what they think you should wear; don't ask them if they have anything you can borrow. You will be opening Pandora's Closet my friends.

I made that mistake. I now have a slew of coordinated outifts, all laid out, with tops and bottoms and purses and matching belts. I have been accessorized. Wigs, hats and jewelry. If I had had small feet, she would have had matching shoes for me to boot.

It took her a few hours to pull all the get ups together. It took me one minute to review them and say "I am not, under any circumstances, wearing that particular outfit. No way."

The Mrs. was more concerned with everything matching and being all appropriate and coordinated, I was more concerned with the size of my boobs. If I am to dress in drag, I must have large breasts. Big boobs are a requisite for the dragger.

So, gentlemen, remember, pick your own drag clothes and put on your own make-up else the whole event will turn into some kind of fashion show, and you ain't Naomi Campbell.

Posted by Val Prieto at May 4, 2004 07:51 AM



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Complain all ya want, I can tell you're still stalling! ;-)

By the time you finally get all dressed up, you're gonna have to shave those manly legs again. And you thought shaving hair was bad, wait'll you have to shave stubble!

--TwoDragons

Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at May 4, 2004 03:15 PM

ROFL! What Denita said. Get with it! We want pics!

Posted by: Heather at May 4, 2004 05:23 PM

I'd have thrown you a skirt and told you to find your own damn top. Coordinated outfit? C'mon! Your wife isn't Bea Arthur! She shouldn't be worried about coordinated clothing.

Posted by: Da Goddess at May 6, 2004 02:44 AM