July 28, 2004

Build Your Bunker Now

And disguise it. Build it in the shape of a mosque. And get yourself enrolled in some nightschool classes, you are gonna need to speak French. Most importantly though, don't be afraid of terrorists. Because the Democratic Party says we should not fear them. They are not our enemies. It's our neighbors that are enemies. And our mailmen. And the guy at the gas station. And our barbers. It's anyone that has the gall, the hatred, and the audacity to be a Republican.

It's got to be true! Ted Kennedy says so:

The only thing we have to fear is four more years of George W. Bush!


Posted by Val Prieto at July 28, 2004 11:00 AM



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The only thing faThead Kennedy has to fear is that the Chivas truck will break down on the way to the Compound.

Posted by: AWG at July 28, 2004 01:44 PM

Barak Obama on the same night as Kennedy:"We have real enemies in the world. These enemies must be found. They must be pursued and they must be defeated."

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Posted by: j.scott barnard at July 28, 2004 02:02 PM

To quote Jim Taranto of the WSJ, "Mary Jo Kopechne was unavailable for comment."

Posted by: Dave J at July 28, 2004 06:36 PM

--:"We have real enemies in the world. These enemies must be found. They must be pursued and they must be defeated."--

He was talking about Gore's IDing the "digital brownshirts." Probably FoxNews and Limbaugh, too!

Posted by: Sandy P at July 29, 2004 02:43 PM

Sandy, you may be correct about the enemies list... although I also wonder how they define defeat. Is it "one minute of time-out" and "no TV for a whole hour"? ;)

Posted by: Michelle at July 29, 2004 07:38 PM