October 22, 2004
Search Engine Fun
I need to lighten up a bit so I'm going to have some fun with searches that brought people to this here blog. It is amazing what some people search for. Towit, in order of most to least:
- che guevara murderer - Yes, yes, he was, and then some.
- blog boobs - I'm all for them.
- michael moore is a pig - No, really?
- shaved legs - I'll have you know the hair has already grown back.
- ricky williams is gay - And stoned too.
- cuban asses - What about them?
- papier mache glue recipe - Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit decorating.
- al sharpton view on adventures of huckleberry finn - WTF?
- atlanta one night stand - Sorry, buddy, wrong blog.
- whatever happened to elian gonzalez - Why, he's right here. Next to daddy.
- pussy names - Um..Fred?
- freedom of religion pictures - Huh?
- pool coming out of the ground - Expensive.
- dress in drag - Only for Bill, for money.
- manly legs - I know, thanks.
- fidel castro - asshole - And then some.
- owning property in cuba - What are you doing on my site, Fidel?
- are castros speeches usually lengthy? - Nah. What's twelve hours between friends?
- when will castro die - Not soon enough for 1000, Alex.
- negative accomplishments of fidel castro - Sorry, I dont have enough bandwidth.
- how did october get its name from the latins - They were drinking peach schnapps.
- fucking in cuba - On a daily basis.
- fidel castro real name - Beelzebub.
- castro s favorite spanish soap opera - As the Shit Spins.
- do latinos feel close to italians - Shut up, and dont go easy on the pepperoni.
- kofi annan something is amiss - Just fall out of the tree, did you?
- papi!im right here!! - I tiold you never to search me here.
- oliver stone castro communism - That just about sums it up alright.
- how do cubans spend their vacations in cuba - Building rafts.
- how is that over there in cuba - Ok. I guess.
- what the dolphins gave up for ricky williams? - Im not sure, but somebody's ass is hurting.
- living in a mancamp overseas - Im not even going there.
- economic reasons for cubans to emigrate - Hahahahaha.
- why are cubans not allowed to go out of cuba to the us - Hehehehehehe.
- badthings about insects - As opposed to, say, goodthings?
- one night stand in atlanta - I already told you, wrong blog.
- nothing going on but the rent - Word.
- cuban communist revolution and giving up jewelry - You give up a lot more than jewelry, I can tell you that.
- where are the bottom of my trousers rolled - Look down.
- man camp reality tv or television - Oh, it's real alright.
- valentina hot - She sure is.
Posted by Val Prieto at October 22, 2004 03:35 PM
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Well, when Mussolini ruled Italy, you could see the same imgages of children cheering the "Duce" and people applauding him.
When he died, the people has hanged him in public.
I think that, cuando Castro se muere, el pueblo de Cuba celebrarà su fin.
El pueblo de Cuba ahora està contra este sistema. I keep reading Cuba Net y veo que ellos estàn perdiendo el miedo de hablar.
Pero cuando hay un tirano stalinista como Castro, todos debèn hablar en favòr del dictator si no quieren ser fusilados o matado.
Posted by: Stefania at October 22, 2004 05:33 PM
Val:
Do you get HBO? If not, go find someone who does and watch a rebroadcast of this week's "Inside the NFL." They have this comic on who does this absolutely hysterical bit about Ricky, pot, and coming back to the Dolphins. The scene with Dan Marino busting up his bong with a pass is hilarious. Worth looking for, man.
Posted by: joe at October 22, 2004 06:20 PM
I hope you did lighten up kid.
You are funny, you really are. It makes this ole' gals heart a flutter. You see Val my man Mr. Pips, is my real good buddy and I feel sorry for him when he sits upon my lap where I also have my laptop. He gets a bit upset when I spend too much time reading and not attending to him, ya know...pettin' the fella.
Yesterday when I read what happened to your pretty wife that was sleeping I started laughing as I pictured a, "Lucy" moment and saw in my mind your lady on the floor. Oops, Val shook her up and then shook her down!
Then I remember you're the great guy that shaved his legs for our soldiers so I really started laughing more and once again, poor Mr. Pips goes falling off my lap!
So I get a nice note today and after visiting the kids world and reading the discussion, or ramblings or fussin' our resident Arnold gave, and ahh....goodness I thought to meself. Hey I need to go visit the real neat guy that has done some funny and neat things....
Oy!!! You sir is a pretty lady with the pink hair, my oh my....guess who fell of my lap again!?! Yep, there goes Mr. Pips!
I have to take some mighty strong drugs to keep my RA/Lupus and blood ills at bay and I hate the side effects....The laughter keeps me going in an otherwise lonely world where me kids are scattered across this country. I am in my early 50's and don't look that people tell me but man....I feel 90 somedays and it's good ole' Mr. Pips that come in and make me get up everyday and then I just love this big church I go to that has just about every religion you could find that has come to hear this fine tender hearted soul by the name of Max Lucado. He is the number one writer of christian books as well as his books hit the NYTimes #1 list all the time.
I don't know if you have ever heard of the San Antonio Spurs or not but years ago when I was taking flying lessons and working at a place where private jets and smaller aircraft came in to refuel. Well, the San Antonio Spurs had their airplane hangered there and I got such a kick out of Dennis Rodman....what a kooky guy. The team was fantastic and most everyone of the well known Spurs were christian and they did not have any booze onboard. Many of the team members went to the same church I did in the 90's and I thought the world of Scotty Pipman and David Robinson.
Well, now David Robinson is a full time ordained minister at Oak Hills Church here in San Antonio. He does not receive a salary nor does Max due to the works they have done. We have a wonderful place here for children to go afterschool and play basketball because of Pipman and Robinson.
Thank you for your nice words and especially for making me laugh. I do enjoy Dean's guest Joe Gandleman so much and we e-mail one another. He left his career as a pretty good journalist to do what he dreamed of since he was a young man. He has some outstanding dummies he uses in his act. He knows I am a song writer and love music and has just been a dear heart.
I'll say...thanks and
Giggle giggle so much so ya had tears of laughter runnin' down me face!)
Posted by: Janelle at October 22, 2004 09:55 PM


