December 12, 2004
Puppy For Sale
Housebroken.
Doesnt yelp all that much.
Lovable and cuddly.
A hit with the ladies.
Likes cats.
Excellent puppy breath.
Does dishes and mows the lawn.
Scratch golfer.
Eats burglars for breakfast.
Answers to Babalu.
Submit bids here.
Posted by Val Prieto at December 12, 2004 09:08 AM
Comments
Gee I hope your poor wife doesn't have to put up with this constant begging. We can only vote ONCE every 24 hours - yet you beg twice a day. You have a problem. You need more readers. And remember, if you win - Steve gets to do the butt and bikini wax on you. I think he can come up with some honey-glazed mixture for you.
Posted by: Kathleen A at December 12, 2004 04:23 PM
I have been voting for you each 24 hours!
Posted by: Janelle at December 12, 2004 05:39 PM
Shameless. But working.
Posted by: j.scott barnard at December 13, 2004 12:26 PM
Oh, man. That was just wrong. I mean, a puppy?
Funny. But wrong...
Posted by: Scott P at December 13, 2004 01:44 PM