Looks like you're having BAD dizzy spells today.

Coño, Val!

You forgot your private afternoon tea with Wolfowitz and Perle! You know, that's the one where you (Cubanac the Magnificent) decide what they are to do next and give 'em their marching orders from the cabal of cubiche mafia manipulators.

How could you forget?!?

Wow. I don't know how you do it, Val.

Keep up the good work, Val. Oh, and nice job creating that Tsunami a few weeks back.--s

Where do I send my application

I resent the implication that only Cubans can be Banana Republicans. Miami is known far and wide as a Banana Republic, and I think everyone who lives here is entitled to be called a Banana Republican.

I can't believe you read the gibberish spouted by the racist loons on that message board. They'd suck Hitler's piles if he hugged Mandela.

Good job Val, on all fronts. If they have figured you out, how long before they out me? Gads, chaff and flare time. *G* Good job my friend!

I need more coffee to keep up with this. Feeling kind of light headed. Did you say something about vertigo?

Read both your blog and BBA blog. Sounds like Erica would rather be in Cuba under castro than the US under anyone when she said you won the pride bet. Too bad some people don't understand what oppression realy means. She has had it too good here.

Really Val, your schedule of activities must mean....wait, it's dawning on me....

You're KARL ROVE !! Evil Master of the Universe!

Ha! I knew it!!

Banana Republic antics? I thought it was called the right to vote.

You ARE Rove! You sly dog you... ;)

Kathleen it appears most in the pro-Castro, anti-Bush brigade only want you to have the right to vote if you vote the way they do. Scary when you consider the majority would then loose any form of representation to the 'good of man' (aka Hollywierd and the Kennedy Klan).

First I must say hello to everyone in this forum. Val terrific job you are doing bud. Now to business. I have been reading these forums for a while but never register or had the motivation too. But enough is enough…………..

I am an early 30sh Cuban. I had the privilege to be born in the most beautiful island in the Caribbean. But I also suffered Fidel’s revolution. To hear people like Erika talk out of their asses just makes me feel pity for their ignorance.

Erika’s comments not only makes me laugh but makes me want to help them. So , I think that we should help her pack her things and move her to Cuba. Not like an American but as a regular black Cuban. I want to see her live under the same conditions that an ordinary Cuban has to go thru.

To everyone who thinks Cuba is so great under Fidel: Yes he offers free schooling and free health care. But remember he offers the well known LIBRETA. That is correct folks. With this Libreta you are only allowed one pair of shoes a year. The libreta offers great rations of food too. Oh and wait for LOS REYES MAGOS to come ……….is great . You get to wait in long lines to see if you can buy a decent toy for your kids.

But wait it gets better……..For all these people who cried foul when someone said last year that the draft was coming again…..Yes, you all guess it. Cuba has a mandatory draft !!!!! You get trained and fed. All of this for the revolution. Oh and Erika, you going to love this part: These brown and black Cuban boys get sent to your mother land. That’s right , AFRICA !!!! Angola to be exact. They do not die in Cuban soil, no way.

I just think that Erika is jealous that many of us would like to go back to our motherland and she cant or is to unwilling to go back to hers. Is very easy to love communism from this side of the spectrum. Us banana people have lost loved ones and have shed blood for your beloved Africa. The Africa that “you” people love but never put a foot on to help on anything. I have yet to hear of any large groups of black American making a journey to help back home. Maybe I am wrong. I hope I am.

I am sorry for writing so much Val.

Val, I know your super busy and have a hectic schedule but i was wondering if i can have a meeting with you to discuss the possibility of you adding producer/director to your resume. I have an idea for a reality tv show that we can call The Real Survivor, Cuba. What we can do is get those from the BBA who think castros cuba is ideal, give them a couple of video cameras and drop them off on the island and have them try to get back to civilization. Wow, talk about real drama. Let me know what you think.

Hey, I like Jorge's idea. It could be a continuing series. After Cuba, we could send some folks to Venezuela, then North Korea, then Iran ...

I smell an Emmy!

See how much you can accomplish when you ally with the Elders of Zion, Val?

Val, I think I can do better

OK. Did better. Latest item is in the top row left.

LOL!!!!! This is hilarious!

Val, I think you insulted Pelee too, Mt St helen is smoldering just like a twarted liberal!

Val;

First of all, un saludo for the great job you do in your blog. And I'm a liberal. We disagree, but I rather read someone of opposite beliefs who is articulate and consistent.

Which brings me to that idiot Erica Lloyd. I learned a long time ago not to waste my time arguing with delusional people. Sometimes though, they get under my skin and I posted a couple things in that other bold. Funny thing was, she told me I was lying because there's no way a recent inmigrant could speak English so well. Who's the racist now?

Keep up the good work

No time for shaving your legs? Peshaw! As if!

Important political obligations aside, Val, you must be a Cuban Hobbit to eat so often....

Bilbobabalu.

Seriously, Val, you have nerves of steel.

If Floridians are Banana Republicans, does that make us Wisconsinites Cheese Republicans?

Naw, Cubans in Winsconsin are known as ice cubes

"Happy hour with the moral majority"

HAHA Oh, please, can't I come??

Val, you are something else. This is truly hysterical. You sure have a creative mind!