June 09, 2005

Because sometimes we need a little laughter

During a visit to his astrologer, fidel castro asks him "Tell me, what day will I die?"

"Comandante," the astrologer replies, "You will die on a national holiday."


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What's the relationship between the Cuban peso, the British pound and the US dollar?

A pound of pesos is worth a dollar.


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A journalists asks a Cuban "Excuse, sir, do you consider yourself a Mister or a Comrade?"

"A mister," replies the Cuban. "The Comrade is that guy in the Mercedes."

Posted by Val Prieto at June 9, 2005 01:16 PM

Comments

so fidel dies and he gets up to the pearly gates and st. peter just laughs and says 'no way youre getting in here buddy, you go downstairs.." so down fidel goes and gets to the gates of hell and el diablo says 'no no no, i dont even want you in here".. so fidel says 'look, i went up and they sent me down so you guys figure out whats going on.." so satan sends up two assistant devils up to talk to st. peter, and he looks at them and says " unbelievable, i sent him there 5 minutes ago and already im getting refugees..."

Posted by: daniel at June 9, 2005 02:37 PM


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