If I were W. and could send hurricanes wherever I wanted, at will, I think I would be aiming them at Martha's Vinyard and Hyannisport - not New Orleans or Texas.

Wouldn't do any good; we all know Ted knows how to swim.

Well, madtorn, if you want to take a Biblical perspective . . . (and why do liberals suddenly go to the bible when it looks like something is finally working for them?) the storm can be logically seen as God's wrath on the welfare state! something like 48% of New Orleans and surrounding area residents are welfare recipients (i.e., deomocratic cattle). Also, here's a rumor for you: George had the inhabitants of NO placed in the Superdome (after he got them off the property he wanted) so he could have a big slave sale! It's true--I swear by Jesse Jackson and Louis Farrahan.

And I thought that bin Laden was controlling the weather.

If that were the case, PTG, Michael Moore would be addressing him an open letter asking why he didn't direct more of the damage towards red counties than blue ones, sort of like his asswitted remarks about 9/11 not making sense because the victims weren't all Republicans.

No, no George, it's the all powerful Miami Mafia's fault, don't forget you control elections, and U.S. foreign policy so no doubt the Cuban Americans have special powers, probably used some Santeria magic and put Dubya under a spell. We all know he's just an exilio puppet.

dont blame bush, blame the YAKUZA!!!!

POCATELLO - To the rest of the country, Scott Stevens is the Idaho weatherman who blames the Japanese Mafia for Hurricane Katrina. To folks in Pocatello, he's the face of the weather at KPVI News Channel 6.

The Pocatello native made his final Channel 6 forecast Thursday night, leaving a job he's held for nine years in order to pursue his weather theories on a full-time basis.

"I'm going to miss that broadcast, but I'm not going to miss not getting home until 11 p.m.," Stevens said. "I just don't have the hours of the day to take care of my research and getting those (broadcasts) out and devoting the necessary research to the station."

It was Stevens' decision to leave the TV station, said KPVI general manager Bill Fouch.

"When Scott signed his current contract, he told Brenda and me at the time that it would be his last contract," Fouch said Thursday. "We knew, but the timetable moved up because of all the attention (he's been getting.)"

Since Katrina, Stevens has been in newspapers across the country where he was quoted in an Associated Press story as saying the Yakuza Mafia used a Russian-made electromagnetic generator to cause Hurricane Katrina in a bid to avenge the atomic bomb attack on Hiroshima. He was a guest on Coast to Coast, a late night radio show that conducts call-in discussions on everything from bizarre weather patterns to alien abductions. On Wednesday, Stevens was interviewed by Fox News firebrand Bill O'Reilly.

Stevens said he received 30 requests to do radio interviews on Thursday alone.

Fouch said Stevens wanted to leave as quickly as possible because his "plate is full," and he needs to take advantage of the opportunities that exist now.

Stevens said he's received offers that he's not at liberty to discuss.

Stevens, 39, who was born in Twin Falls, plans to remain in Pocatello, where his family remains. He said his family wishes him the best in his future endeavors.

It costs him hundreds of dollars each month to run his Web site, weatherwars.info, but he said that's a price he's willing to pay.

"There's a chess game going on in the sky," Stevens said. "It affects each and every one of us. It is the one common thread that binds us all together."

Although the theories espoused by Stevens - scalar weapons, global dimming - are definitely on the scientific fringe today, there are thousands of Web sites that mention such phenomena.

"The Soviets boasted of their geoengineering capabilities; these impressive accomplishments must be taken at face value simply because we are observing weather events that simply have never occurred before, never!" Stevens wrote on his Web site. "The evidence of these weapons at work found within the clouds overhead is simply unmistakable. These patterns and odd geometric shapes seen in our skies, each and every day, are clear and present evidence that our weather has been stolen from us, only to be used by those whose designs for humanity are rarely in alignment with that of the common man."

However, Stevens never discussed his weather theories on the air during his time at Channel 6 - an agreement he had with the station management. What the meteorologist chose to do in his off time was his business, said his manager of eight years.

Fouch said he would miss Stevens, whom he described as energetic, easy-going and enthusiastic about the weather, but he is supportive of his decision to pursue his passion.

"His theories are his theories," Fouch said. "But, if you think about it - of all the TV weather people, he continues to be the most accurate. It isn't his theories getting involved with his professional job."

For Stevens, however, the recent attention to his theories has been somewhat of a distraction from work.

"When there has been so much attention, it gets in the way of them doing their jobs and me doing my job," Stevens said.

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To learn more about Stevens and his thoughts on

manipulated weather, check out his Web site at www.weatherwars.info