December 07, 2005
Iran, fidel castro and a scalpel
In light of the Iranian clerics invitation to fidel castro to become a muslim, Iranian satirists have had a field day.
My favorite:
"The Islamic Republic and Castro's Weenie""The leaders of the [Iranian] regime have invited Castro to accept Islam. In light of recent statements by Ayatollah Jannati, who said that non-Muslims are animals that chew their cud and cause corruption on Earth, it can be assumed that the content of the letter sent to the Cuban leader was as follows:
"Dear Animal! [emphasis in original]
"Honorable Brother Fidel Castro who will be granted a long and honorable life,
"In accordance with our jurisprudent duty, we ask the famous animal to stop chewing his cud on the planet Earth and to accept upon himself the honor of Islam.
"Fortunately, since we have no problem with Your Honor with regard to the beard, your welcome [into Islam] will be smoother than that of the rest of the animals.
"Instead of the cap, army uniform, and boots that you have been wearing for 70 years, it is sufficient that you don the enclosed robe, turban, and clogs.
"Since you will look like the senior ayatollahs, it will be possible for the religious seminaries of Qom to grant you the honorary degree of Ayatollah Fidel Castro. [7]
"Do not worry about your weenie and your circumcision. We will leave that to the reformists in the [Iranian] regime [emphasis in original].
"He [Allah] is the Guide, and you will be Mahdi [the Guided, i.e. the Messiah]."
If you thought yesterday's toilet water metaphor was bad, just picture the bearded, trembling bastard getting circumsized. Lo unico que queda es pellejo!
Hat Tip Chapomatic.
Posted by Val Prieto at December 7, 2005 10:14 AM
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Comments
I know I will hate myself for saying this, but maybe he already is! What will they do then, 'cause there has to be a ceremony!!!!!
Posted by: Adriana at December 7, 2005 11:37 AM
A man was once walking and noticed a little store with a bunch of watches and clocks hanging in the window. The man walked in and said, "I need to have my watch fixed.”
The Guy behind the counter quickly responded "sorry, I don't repair watches."
The confused customer said back, "you don’t repair watches? Well then, what do you do?"
"I'm a Rabbi and a Mohel. I perform circumcisions."
Now even more confused the man asked, "if you are a Mohel, then why do you have watches hanging in the store front?"
The Mohel responded, "and what would you have me to put in the window?"
Posted by: George L. Moneo at December 7, 2005 11:48 AM
Prepucios, George...
Julio
Posted by: Julio C. Zangroniz at December 7, 2005 11:51 AM
Yuk! However, let the caballo join the mulos (mulas?) - they're all jackasses anyway. May they end up not in paradise, but cavorting with swine in a self-created hell.
Posted by: Alberto Quiroga at December 7, 2005 12:08 PM
LOL, George too much. No sips of wine for this bris baby, here is his chance to - put his manhood on the line for the revolution.
Posted by: ziva at December 7, 2005 12:10 PM
Ziva, that is my all-time favorite mohel joke.
Posted by: George L. Moneo at December 7, 2005 12:51 PM
And the net time,remember to makes mention me as your SOURCE of information...
I had more on it here:
http://www.cartadecuba.org/cuba-iran_axis.htm
Here reads on eritropoyetine,but considers this drug is used by cuban and venezuelan chvistas "spotsmen",causing terrible damages,and producing veto by olimpic federation from bikers from this countries.
http://memri.org/bin/latestnews.cgi?ID=SD104105
http://arch.cubaencuentro.com/opinion/2002/01/14/5148.html
Posted by: Eliècer Guillèn at December 7, 2005 01:02 PM
Bottom line: Esta de p...a la cosa! If only that humor newsweekly "Zig Zag" were still around, they woulda had a field day with this. I can almost picture Prohias' caricatures on the subject...
Posted by: Alberto Quiroga at December 7, 2005 01:56 PM
Why assume Beardo has anything to circumsise?
Posted by: aelfheld at December 7, 2005 02:57 PM
Aelfheld:The bearded bastard is known as a rapist from prisoners(male and female alike,even underages!).
Him has anything to circumcize indeed!.
Posted by: Eliècer Guillèn at December 7, 2005 04:37 PM
Eliècer, I would remind you that there is a variety of . . . snap-on tools, shall we say, available. It wouldn't surprise me if Beardo had advised Robert Mugabe on his choice.
Posted by: aelfheld at December 7, 2005 05:11 PM
The most amusing I have read in the last days. I ask myself, how long we have to wait for the invitation to the Spanish President Zapatero :-)
Posted by: Luis I. Gomez at December 8, 2005 01:12 AM
Many thanks for the link.
I've often told my Chinese human rights friend (as passionate as you for freedom, just a different location) that working together to squash the dictators has its benefits.
Dissed by Iranians! Beautiful....
Posted by: Chap at December 9, 2005 12:12 AM
