February 20, 2006
No me molestes, niņa...
Por que me saco una pestaņa y te inco te inco te inco.
Roughly translated:
Dont bother me girl. Becuase I'll pull out an eyelash and poke you poke you poke you.
Of course, the whole joke works better with a bit of a lisp, but you get the picture.
Posted by Val Prieto at February 20, 2006 02:56 PM
Comments
coņo Val, you should post a warning.....ahora te pregunto yo, do you know how hard it is to clean spewed Cuban coffe from computer equipment???
Posted by: La Ventanita at February 20, 2006 03:03 PM
As of this morning, yes I do know.
Posted by: Val Prieto at February 20, 2006 03:04 PM
Let's start a caption contest. Here's mine:
HAMMER FILMS PRESENTS:
The Dictator with Two Heads and No Brains
Posted by: George L. Moneo at February 20, 2006 03:05 PM
I can just picture it, you must've had my same reaction. George, I concur, a caption contest would be fun!
Posted by: La Ventanita at February 20, 2006 03:07 PM
"Monsieur Hugo, voulez vous coucher avec moi, ses soi?"
Posted by: Val Prieto at February 20, 2006 03:20 PM
LOL, my God, bad day for the monitor today!
Posted by: La Ventanita at February 20, 2006 03:23 PM
shamelessly stolen from george:
"Brokeback Mountain II: Butch Assidy and the Bundance Kid!"
Posted by: Val Prieto at February 20, 2006 03:24 PM
I knew there was something to Brokeback. Butch Assidy???? LOL!
Posted by: La Ventanita at February 20, 2006 03:41 PM
"Ay Hugo, I told jou communism would bring us closer."
Claudia
Posted by: Claudia at February 20, 2006 06:07 PM
"Un pasito por ahi, un pasito por aca .... un poquito para arriba, para arriba ... un poquito para 'bajo, para 'bajo..."
Yikes. I totally agree; please post warnings next time. I just had dinner ....
Posted by: Gigi at February 20, 2006 08:33 PM
OK, I was going to post these as an entry but I think they fit better -- no pun intended -- here:
Rejected Titles for BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
PRANCES WITH WOLVES
JEREMIAH'S JOHNSON
THE PLEASURE OF THE SIERRA PADRE
BUTCH ASSIDY AND THE BUNDANCE KID
PAINT YOUR FAG ON
HOW THE WEST WAS HUNG
THE WILD BRUNCH
HE WORE A YELLOW RIBBON
THE LEGEND OF THE LONG RANGER
DOC'S HOLIDAY WITH BILLY THE KID
VERY RAW HIDE
LONESOME DOUG
THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN INCHES
QUICKLY DOWN UNDER
BONE-ANZA
DON'T MESS WITH TEX' ASS
HOME ON THE RANGER
OKLAHOMO
LITTLE BATHHOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE
BALONEY PONY RODEO
TUBESTEAK COWBOYS
SILVER-ROD-OH!!
Posted by: George L. Moneo at February 20, 2006 10:15 PM
Damn you Moneo, you just made me spitfling my cafesito-and I take it with plenty of sugar.
Posted by: omar at February 20, 2006 10:31 PM
PS-Rejected Title: "RUMPRIDERS"
Posted by: omar at February 21, 2006 09:09 AM
Now I've got the coffee cleaned off my keyboard, how about
"You do know how to whistle, don't you Hugo? You just put your lips together...and blow."
What's with the eyelash thing?
Posted by: AcademicElephant at February 21, 2006 10:02 AM
"PAINT YOUR FAG ON"
So much for "a spearhead of righteous activism". Is this kind of commentary necessary?
Posted by: j.scott barnard at February 21, 2006 10:03 AM
Scott,
I agree.
Academic Elephant,
Man. Lauren Bacall. WOOHOO!!!
Posted by: Val Prieto at February 21, 2006 10:04 AM
Jeez, guys. Is humor incompatible with righteous activism, or we going to become humorless and bitter like the lefty/libs? If we cannot poke fun at the absurdities of our civilization -- on both sides of the aisle, I might add -- then we will have lost the ability to express ourselves in any way.
Posted by: George L. Moneo at February 21, 2006 10:31 AM
Sheesh, George, I was kidding.
Posted by: Val Prieto at February 21, 2006 10:42 AM
I thought you were serious...
Posted by: George L. Moneo at February 21, 2006 11:10 AM
Val--she's certainly better looking than Fidel, although Hugo does a credible Bogart.
Posted by: AcademicElephant at February 21, 2006 11:16 AM
Oh, and I still don't get it with the eyelash--although you might warn Hugo that if he wants to get with Condi his little eyelash isn't going to do it for him...sorry, but I couldn't help myself.
Posted by: AcademicElephant at February 21, 2006 11:18 AM
"Is humor incompatible with righteous activism"
Of course not. Language and repetition are powerful reinforcers of our culture. Choose what you want to reinforce knowing that you have the right yet the responsibility that goes along with it. But I do think that the use of certain words that marginalized communities have associated with violence (use your imagination) might give us pause.
Posted by: j.scott barnard at February 21, 2006 11:25 AM
Philthy Phidel and You-Go-For-Commies Hugo make such a cute couple, sort of like typhoid and dysentary.
Posted by: Murel Bailey at February 21, 2006 11:45 AM
J.Scottt,
Upon reading both your comments, I have taken your advice and used my imagination, and I imagine you to be the type to be happier whilst polishing your nails rather than writing any more comments on this matter. Please find yourself a "powerful reinforcer" as well as a more interest-appropriate blog; and I hope you enjoyed the movie.
Posted by: omar at February 21, 2006 02:06 PM
Okay, Omar. I could stand to get my nails cleaned up a bit.
Posted by: j.scott barnard at February 21, 2006 02:36 PM
Rejected title for Brokeback:
The Man Who Shot All Over Liberty Vallance.
Posted by: Louis at February 21, 2006 06:32 PM