July 14, 2006
The Slogan Generator
The Miami Herald is finally reporting on the Cuban media and government's (redundant, yes, I know) efforts to raise the profile of raul castro, readying, obviously, the Cuban population for the eventual and dare I say right around the corner succession.
You know what this means, dont you? This means the Cuban government is gonna have to come up with a whole bunch of new slogans to accompany the new head of the revolutionary government.
I thought we could help them out a bit, a lo Americano.
Behold the Slogan Generator.
Here are a few new slogans, via the Slogan Generator, for the Cuban government's consideration:
- Go On, Get Your Raul Castro Out.- A Day Without Raul Castro is Like a Day Without Sunshine.
- Two Hours of Raul Castro in Just Two Calories.
- Grab Life by the Raul Castro.
- Silly Rabbit, Raul Castro is for Kids.
- Spreads Straight from the Raul Castro.
- Is It Live, Or Is It Raul Castro?
- Snap! Crackle! Raul Castro!
Just keep rerfreshing for more. Slogan Generator via The Corner.
Posted by Val Prieto at July 14, 2006 07:13 AM
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LOL:
Good To The Last Raul Castro.
Posted by: Val Prieto ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.babalublog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
at July 14, 2006 07:50 AM
What about this, for all those nostalgic lefties:
"You Too Can Have A Fidel Like Mine."
Posted by: Charlie Bravo at July 14, 2006 08:53 AM
"You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Raul Castro"
"There's Only One Raul Castro" (thank God!)
"Spreads Straight from the Raul Castro"
"Gives A Meal Raul Castro-Appeal"
"You're Never Alone with a Raul Castro"
OK, enough, I need to get back to Uncommon Sense because "If You Want To Get Ahead, Get An Uncommon Sense"
Posted by: Marc Masferrer at July 14, 2006 09:01 AM
Marc, I'm not even touching your Uncommon Sense slogan.....
In Spanish there was this for Panasonic, which has now been adjusted:
Raul Castro, anticipando el futuro.
Posted by: La Ventanita at July 14, 2006 10:57 AM
Here is on for Raul in spanish.
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,
Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,
Raullllllllllllllllllllllllllll,
Aiiiiiiiiiiiii, Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Siiiiiiiiiiiiii.
Sorry I could`nt resist.
Posted by: Barrio La Cantera at July 14, 2006 11:49 AM
"I'm gonna wash that Raul Castro right out of my hair."
"Is it Raul Castro? Or is it Memorex?"
"It's not delivery, it's Raul Castro"
Posted by: Robert at July 14, 2006 12:19 PM
And in the meantime while in Cuba they get the slogans ready, in Venezuela the rumors continue: Apparently Hugo Chavez travelled "urgently" to Cuba this past Wednesday at 3:30 PM with several high Cuban officials who are working in various Ministeries in Caracas. Reportedly, as of last night, they are still in the island.
Posted by: frank at July 14, 2006 12:31 PM
well, let's go Fedex:
Raul Castro, when it absolutely positively has to be there overnight.
or
Raul Castro, the world on time.
Raul Castro, it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'
hahahhahaha
Posted by: La Ventanita at July 14, 2006 12:42 PM
A Raul Castro is Forever.
I can't believe it's not Raul Castro.
Posted by: Firefly at July 14, 2006 01:27 PM
How about this one...
Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound; look at the sky! it's a bird, it's a plane, it's Raul Castro.
Posted by: Firefly at July 14, 2006 01:32 PM
Meet the new boss. The same as the old boss. [We won't get fooled again!]
Posted by: Cigar Mike Pancier at July 14, 2006 02:51 PM
Tonight let it be Raul Castro
Posted by: Ziva at July 14, 2006 02:53 PM
I Wish I Were a Raul Castro Weiner.
Posted by: Pointy Head at July 14, 2006 03:51 PM
Here are some catchy slogans for
Ms. Dictator in waiting:
The Revolution continues with Raul.....Entrance in rear.
The revolution will now have to change the color schemes.
The revolution we will have a gay ole time!
Soldiers of the revolution watch your back, literally!!!!!!!!!
he-she woman haters revolutionary club.
no matter the preference the revolution will stick it to you somehow!
Posted by: Alfredo at July 14, 2006 03:57 PM
Queer Eyes for the Communist Guys
Fatigues are out. Florals are in.
Welcome to Raul's Cuba, A Manly Place
Posted by: Cigar Mike Pancier at July 14, 2006 04:54 PM
Heh. First one I got:
Little. Yellow. Different. Raul Castro.
Posted by: Kathy K at July 15, 2006 01:33 PM
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