August 04, 2006
raul castro Watch, Day 5 - Dairy Edition

Name: raul castro ruz
Missing since: July 30, 2006
Last seen: Closet of Defense Ministry Head Office; Havana, Cuba; Wearing pink tutu and ballet slippers, clutching near empty bottle of Johnny Walker Red.
If you have any information on the whereabouts of this man, please contact NAMBLA headquarters.
Posted by Val Prieto at August 4, 2006 07:48 AM
Comments
An instant classic!
Posted by: George L. Moneo
at August 4, 2006 08:26 AM
Brilliant! But I read somewhere that Raula's alcoholic beverage of choice is Vodka.
Posted by: omar
at August 4, 2006 08:36 AM
roflmfao!!!!!
Posted by: Cigar Mike Pancier
at August 4, 2006 08:51 AM
omg, I'm going to pee from laughing so hard!!
Posted by: AmandaD
at August 4, 2006 08:52 AM
Great, I'm done drinking milk and vodka.
Posted by: PeteV
at August 4, 2006 08:52 AM
Val - the link doesn't show that it is for NAMBLA when you put the cursor over it - I am at work and I opened up the actual NAMBLA site! I hope I don't get in trouble. I thought it was an article. Please warn people not to open it up at work - just in case.
Posted by: mandingo
at August 4, 2006 09:42 AM
I don't know where Raul is but I think I know what Fidel's been up to.
Posted by: Ken Summers
at August 4, 2006 09:45 AM
Except that if it was authentically cuban, it wouldn't be on a milk carton, it would be printed on a bag of powdered milk.
Posted by: jsb
at August 4, 2006 09:46 AM
I removed the link. It's a most repulsive organization, second only to the fidel and raul circus in Cuba.
Posted by: George L. Moneo
at August 4, 2006 10:04 AM
Anyone see what the Cuban people are saying in the latest Herald article - http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/15194228.htm
The quotes below make me want to say "que se jodan!"
''Those people are stupid. It's just a few people gathering on Calle Ocho. They're still living in 1959,'' said 58-year-old Christina.
''We have our world. And we're happy with ours,'' a 53-year-old woman named Ofelia said as she sat on a park bench.
''I may be a raulista now, but I'm a fidelista always,'' said Angel Vásquez, 36
Posted by: El Todopoderoso
at August 4, 2006 10:20 AM
I don't believe any of them. They know the regime is listening...
Posted by: George L. Moneo
at August 4, 2006 10:27 AM
most cubans don't think that way.
.. and yes...the regime may be listening...but so is everybody else...
Posted by: nurian
at August 4, 2006 10:35 AM
Maybe somebody should put Bob Menendez's face next to Raul's. He seems to be in hiding as well.
Posted by: Dino P Crocetti
at August 4, 2006 12:12 PM
raul's missing could be good news that there is a lot of tension between the fidelistos and the raulistas. If fidel is gravely ill or already dead, and the regime is in such turmoil that raul cannot show his face yet, then it is becasue his power is not stable. Maybe it will not be stable and competition for the top despot spot could be underway, all nice and bloody.
Anything that will hur the monsters and free the Cuban people is good, and I hope it happens soon.
