October 09, 2006

This just in... (Updated)

fidel castro may or may not be dead.

Update: Details are sketchy at the moment, but reports are that fidel castro may still be alive or he may be dead.

Update II: Unspecified sources tell me that fidel castro might be dead, if he is not still alive. There are reports of chihuahuas running rampant in Havana.

Update III: Correspondents on the field are reporting that there is much speculation as to the "aliveness" of fidel castro, who may in fact be dead if his "aliveness" is gone. Developing.....

Update IV: American actor Danny Glover, just back from filming on location in Havana for "Lethal Weapon VII - 100% Illiteracy" had this to say regarding the health of his long time friend fidel castro:

"I was in the same room with his aliveness and I can tell you the rumors of the demise of his aliveness are greatly exaggerated. Just yesterday the Reverend Lucius Walker and I took his aliveness out for croquetas at a paladar."

Update V: We are getting uncorroborated reports that if fidel castro is indeed dead, then it is probably not he who is doing the Electric Slide on the fourth floor, ward G, of the CIMEQ hospital in Havana.

Update VI: BREAKING....We are getting confirmation now that fidel castro may be dead if he is not still alive.

Posted by Val Prieto at October 9, 2006 07:23 AM

Comments

generalissimo francisco franco however, is still dead..

Posted by: daniel_in_garanhuns [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 9, 2006 08:13 AM

Che, however, IS still dead.

Posted by: AmandaD [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 9, 2006 08:39 AM

Amen! to that, Amanda.

Posted by: Marc Masferrer [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 9, 2006 08:44 AM

ROFL!

Posted by: conductor [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 9, 2006 08:47 AM

Ya viene llegando..............

Posted by: El guardia rural [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 9, 2006 08:59 AM

El Cojonerisimo Fidel Castro is still...... dead or alive.

Posted by: Piruli [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 9, 2006 09:51 AM

Nip, nip. Nip, nip. Nip, nip, nip.

Posted by: George L. Moneo [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 9, 2006 10:00 AM

Val, Val, Val. Once again you disseminate erroneous information just to make yourself look good in front of your KGB handlers: The name of the movie is "Lethal Wesson" not "Lethal Weapon" and it's Danny and Raul rolling around on a floor covered in vinyl sheeting. And to correct you further, the last Lethal Weapon movie is "Lethal Weapon VIII: Riggs and La Jinetera."

Posted by: George L. Moneo [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 9, 2006 10:48 AM

"Lethal Wesson."

I swear I damned near choked to death from laughing so hard.

Posted by: Val Prieto [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 9, 2006 10:55 AM

At least Che is still dead.

Posted by: PTG [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 9, 2006 04:03 PM

LOL!!

Posted by: Amy [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 9, 2006 04:27 PM

Maybe this is getting close to a good time for someone to write an illustrated book/booklet: "101 Uses for A Dead fidel." Cigar-store "coma-andante" could be one.

Posted by: Alberto-Q [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 10, 2006 12:33 PM


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