October 24, 2006
castro Is Dead Rumors
Our refferrer logs show an increase in search engine hits today with the search parameter "castro rumors." Thus I though it would be a good time to post this week's installment of "The castro Death Watch."
Reports are fidel castro may be dead if, in fact, he is no longer living. However, several Cuban government press releases have referenced the aliveness of fidel castro and stated that his aliveness is alive and almost alive enough to be alive and almost alive and kicking.
Yet, independent sources are reporting that the aliveness of fidel castro has not been witnessed for several weeks now despite said Cuban government reports to the contrary. However, it's important to note that said Cuban government has been known to lie only when they are not propagating falsehoods or simply not telling the truth. Thus, official reports on the aliveness of fidel castro may be falsely true or truly false.
If, in fact, fidel castro and his aliveness are no longer lively, living or showing any hint of aliveness, then chances are that he may, in fact, be scientifically not alive and his aliveness may be a mere symbolic representation of what used to be his aliveness when it was alive in the scientific sense of aliveness. Certain trusted sources have made reference to this alive aliveness and its penchant for recently being non-existent, thus logical deduction and statistical probability and alogorithmic calculations conclude that the aliveness may be alive, but not alive enough to prove that its alive in the empirical sense of aliveness.
So, to recap, fidel castro may be alive if his aliveness is alive in aliveness, however, given recent reports that his aliveness has not shown any signs of being alive, in the alivenessly aliveness sense of aliveness, then chances are the Cuban dictator has lost his aliveness and is, indeed, not as alive as he should be and may be, at minimum, reasonably dead or, at maximum, extremely dead.
We report, you decide.
Posted by Val Prieto at October 24, 2006 09:55 AM
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I found the article on Universal see link below.
http://buscador.eluniversal.com/2006/10/23/int_art_41810.shtml
Posted by: fsanti ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.babalublog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
at October 24, 2006 10:13 AM
He's not dead. He's mostly dead.
Posted by: George L. Moneo at October 24, 2006 10:14 AM
Or maybe, as in the Monty Python dead parrot sketch, he's only stunned...
Posted by: Miguel-O-Matic at October 24, 2006 10:28 AM
LOL!
Posted by: George L. Moneo at October 24, 2006 10:34 AM
Cole Sear: I see dead people.
Malcolm Crowe: Dead people like, in graves? In coffins?
Cole Sear: Walking around like regular people. They don't see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're dead.
"The Sixth Sense"
Posted by: delacova at October 24, 2006 10:42 AM
BABALU: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
MSM: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
BABALU: Look, matey, I know a dead castro when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
MSM: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable dictator, the great fidel! on of our great heroes!
BABALU: "Hero" don't enter into it. He's stone dead.
MSM: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
BABALU: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up!
Posted by: George L. Moneo at October 24, 2006 10:43 AM
;->
Posted by: Miguel-O-Matic at October 24, 2006 10:48 AM
LOL Great post, Val!! My bet is that your Google search rankings for "Castro Alive" and "Castro is dead" just shot through the roof!
So, hey--whether his deadness is dead, or alive, this is the best place to come to get the truth, either way.
~ Josue
http://josue.townhall.com
Posted by: Josue Sierra at Latino Issues at October 24, 2006 10:52 AM
has he ceased to exist?
Posted by: daniel_in_garanhuns at October 24, 2006 11:18 AM
Maybe not dead, maybe just frozen as "on ice", to be put on display at a later date.
Posted by: Ziva at October 24, 2006 12:10 PM
We're gonna need the services of that munchkin to certify that "the witch is dead"
Posted by: nurian at October 24, 2006 12:39 PM
fake but accurate
Posted by: jsb at October 24, 2006 01:01 PM
Coming this Holiday Season . . . beauty and THE BEAST ON ICE
Posted by: Amy at October 24, 2006 01:03 PM
That is it if Castro does not show up by December, my family and I are going to declare him officially deceased and we will have a party and watch the old Woody Allen movie Bananas.....
Posted by: Larry Daley at October 24, 2006 01:15 PM
From EFE at 1:11 PM today:
"El líder cubano, Fidel Castro, mejora cada día desde su operación intestinal de finales de julio y "asumirá pronto sus responsabilidades como presidente", aseguró hoy el jefe de la Sección de Intereses de Cuba en Washington, Dagoberto Rodríguez.
"Su salud ha estado mejorando todos los días y él asumirá pronto sus responsabilidades como presidente", dijo Rodríguez para salir al paso de los rumores que cobraron fuerza esta semana en algunos medios sobre el presunto fallecimiento de Castro."
http://www.unionradio.com.ve/Noticias/Noticia.aspx?NoticiaId=184777
Posted by: therealcuba at October 24, 2006 01:51 PM
Larry,
That's hilarious...and a very good idea. I think we will be doing the same at my house!
Posted by: mavi at October 24, 2006 04:09 PM
larry,
Funny you should mention December. I too believe there wont be any news on his health until then. After December 3rd, to be exact.
Posted by: Val Prieto at October 24, 2006 04:28 PM
Val,
Why December 3rd?
Posted by: mavi at October 24, 2006 04:37 PM
mavi,
My theory is that the bastard is already dead and they're keeping him on ice til after the Venezuelan elections. If chavez goes, so does Cuba's oil and consequently what little is left of its infrastructure.
Posted by: Val Prieto at October 24, 2006 04:47 PM
'Es pinin' for the fjords.....
Posted by: R S at October 24, 2006 08:15 PM
Val.
You constantly amaze me with your words!!!!. I think the asshole is dead as a door nail and rotting in hell.
Posted by: ninagirl at October 24, 2006 09:55 PM
One of the best posts ever...
Posted by: vascaino at October 25, 2006 12:15 PM
I hope the CIA, if they know fer sure the rat is dead, will make sure to leak this to maximize the effect on chavez' election and make it clear to everyone how chavez relies on cheating and stealing to win.
Posted by: hunter at October 26, 2006 01:07 PM
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