October 28, 2006
The Bionic Track Suit
Dont be dismayed by today's release of video and other images of a fidel castro flaunting his aliveness. Word on the street is that ADIDAS (All Day I Dream About Socialism) is in the final testing stages of it's new Bionic Track Suit. No longer will you have to put forth the effort to exercise, the ADIDAS Bionic Track suit does it all for you.
The ADIDAS Bionic Track Suit, tested on the perfect laboratory rat, one zombie-esque fidel castro, will soon be available on the Home Shopping Network. Aliveness propaganda sold separately. No batteries required.Runs exclusively on subsidized Venezuelan petroleum!
Coming soon: the fidel castro ADIDAS Bionic Track Suit iPod interface. Twelve, six hour speeches for those heavy workouts.
Update: Welcome Michelle Malkin readers! Thanks for coming by and I hope this tongue in cheek post isnt all too disappointing. Fact is, there have been reports and rumors of fidel castro's death for over forty years. It seems the bearded dictator dies on a quarterly basis and the frustration of his constant "resurrections" can only be fought back with comedy. If you're interested in reading about what the death of fidel castro will mean to some Cubans and Cuban-Americans, I urge you all to read read this post and its associated comments.
Posted by Val Prieto at October 28, 2006 11:06 PM
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EEEeeech...! How grotesque ... just in time for Halloween. Like my abuela used to say, Solo le queda el casco y la mala idea.
Posted by: Gigi
at October 28, 2006 11:34 PM
He never ceases to amaze me. And what's with that little jump in his step and slurring speech?
Posted by: Camaguey
at October 28, 2006 11:39 PM
From the image a few things are clear: It is clearly in a hospital room, he is clearly extremely frail and emaciated, and it is undated.
I still think he is dead.
Posted by: hunter
at October 29, 2006 01:25 AM
LOL! We laugh "a lo cubano" at this pathetic spectacle, but I would give my left one to be able to see how in the privilige classes in Cuba who have a vested interest in the dictator's life ot death are taking this.
Posted by: omar
at October 29, 2006 08:32 AM
Sorry, (correction):.....to see how those in the privileged classes within Cuba .....
Posted by: omar
at October 29, 2006 08:36 AM
P.S. (Snce someone has to say it:) !!!AND JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN!!!!
Posted by: omar
at October 29, 2006 08:43 AM
And he's senile, too.
Posted by: Fausta
at October 29, 2006 09:40 AM
I'm not buying it either - he is dead...dead...dead.
Posted by: Ziva
at October 29, 2006 10:05 AM
He's dead.
Posted by: erp
at October 29, 2006 10:23 AM
He's not dead now, but he can't hang on much longer.
Posted by: The Diogenes Club
at October 29, 2006 10:25 AM
Look what's left of him....esta jodido, y bien jodido.
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/061029/481/0d548f80eb7a4f03ba148063680e8072
Posted by: Camaguey
at October 29, 2006 10:42 AM
Y'all want this little black-feathered duck believing fidel's alive?
It's quite simple. Show me something I can date---and I ain't gonna count something like that newspaper front page thing that can be Photoshopped.
Better yet, show me the fool. Bring him out, let him walk out, wave, stay out long enough that the intel types trained to look for doubles can do so, then bring him back indoors.
Posted by: R S
at October 29, 2006 12:30 PM
That suit looks about twice as big as it did last time.
Posted by: La Ventanita
at October 29, 2006 12:37 PM
I wonder if he has on his "Bionic" Depends diaper so he doesn't s#!+ himself when he hears me say "Usted no me dice, yo lo digo, pendejo!"
Posted by: Yiddish Steel
at October 29, 2006 01:13 PM
Castro flaying his arms to indicate that he is well reminds me of the Janet Reno "dancing" video to show that she was fit when she ran for governor of Florida. Interesting how it has taken Castro three months to just walk those few measured steps. What will he do three months from now to show that he is fit, ride a bicycle into a wall like he did on a dare when he was a student at Belen High School?
Posted by: delacova
at October 29, 2006 02:13 PM
It's interesting how hugo in Venezuela is serving as update mouthpiece for the bearded b*&@$#!rd
fidel is just like Osama -- lover of cameras and flashlights and action. When he drops out of sight like this ..... huele a queso abandonado.
Posted by: Gigi
at October 29, 2006 02:52 PM
Obviously the track suit is an attempt to show him as sporty, robust, and relaxed.
Another day in dystopia....
Posted by: Jeremiah
at October 29, 2006 04:25 PM
Remember the track suit Yasser Arafat wore in his final days? I think the post-Castro era will soon be with us.
Posted by: Yitzchak
at October 29, 2006 05:31 PM
That patetic atempt of virility make me pee in my shorts.
Anyway,I believe that I found my hollowing costume. I’m going to be “Frankcastrein.”
Posted by: havanajuan
at October 30, 2006 12:13 AM
Sorry for the misspellings I need desperately a new keyboard
Posted by: havanajuan
at October 30, 2006 01:06 AM
When did he trade the fatigues for a track suit? He looks like a senile nursing home inhabitant who has been cleaned up for a visit by the children.
Posted by: Bruce Rheinstein
at October 30, 2006 11:55 AM
His face looks shiny like they put some make up on him. He looks like a cadaver. If they want to prove he is alive, invite some foreign press for a photo-op. The newspaper bit reminds me of a bad kidknapping you see in the movies.
Posted by: Louis
at October 30, 2006 12:17 PM
Val,
As long as you have the audience, you need to link to your post of how you dream what the day will be like when Fidel kicks the bucket
Posted by: JFH
at October 30, 2006 04:19 PM
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