January 19, 2007
Minimi says castro fighting for life
NO!!! I don't believe it, why it was only hours ago we heard he was making a "slow but progressive" recovery. Or was it that he was gravely ill, or maybe they said he was making a full recovery and returning to work soon....
This could mean nothing, it could mean they are preparing an announcement, or maybe chavez feels he's ready to step into fidel's shoes as maximum tyrant.
I'll believe it when I see the coffin holding his rotten carcass. The story is here.
Hat Tip: PLP
Posted by Ziva at January 19, 2007 06:14 PM
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Adios! Or should I say, Adiablo?
Posted by: inkling ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.babalublog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
at January 19, 2007 08:47 PM
"Fidel is in the Sierra Maestra again, battling for his life,"
What a load. If fidel is indeed alive, he's having to fight a hell of a lot harder than he ever fought during his extended vacation in the Sierra Maestra.
Posted by: Frankestein En La Playa at January 19, 2007 09:44 PM
The Sierra Maestra was probably the safest place in Cuba during the 26 of July Movement's terrorist campaigns in the cities. And Castro, of course, never exposed himself to danger there. Or anywhere else. He ran from fighting at Moncada and every action thereafter.
But he can't run from the Grim Reaper.
Posted by: Manuel A. Tellechea at January 19, 2007 10:00 PM
Have you noticed that fidel got this serious bowel infection after Hugo Chavez started kissing his ass? The President of Iran had better watch out or he could get the "Hugo cooties".
Posted by: Chuck the Lucky at January 19, 2007 10:54 PM
No Manuel he cannot, and he also can't bullshit his way out of this, his final battle among the living; no doubt a picnic compared his judgement day.
Posted by: Ziva at January 19, 2007 11:14 PM
PARA RIBA
PARA BAJO
cagastro SE
CAGO Y SE FUE
PARA EL CARAJO
CO~NO
Posted by: PLP at January 20, 2007 12:08 AM
How profound the ASSHOLE looks like he is finally farting his way out if he has not already. So he tried to micro manage his ass and the doctors like he has cuba I always figured his ego would get him in the end because he didnt want to have a colostomy bag. If he "really cared" like he says he did he would have done what the doctors told him to do. But I like this way best rot in deep hell, may the world never see the likes of him again.
Posted by: ninagirl at January 20, 2007 12:39 AM
"[His] ego would get him in the end." — ninagirl
Yes, it would.
Posted by: Manuel A. Tellechea at January 20, 2007 09:37 AM
"looks like he is finally farting his way out"
Farting? He could possibly have some fun with that if it were the case. No ninagirl, he is finally CAGANDO his way out (and his way in if you know what I mean.)
Posted by: Eduardo at January 20, 2007 09:46 AM
To think that but for his vanity and "know it all" delusions Castro could have stuck around, colostomy bag at his side, for another 10 or twenty years! These qualities, which have been the bane of the Cuban people's existence for 48 years, are finally to be the cause of his own destruction. Live by delusions, die by delusions.
Posted by: Manuel A. Tellechea at January 20, 2007 10:23 AM
Ha! Ha! Ha!
To use an old Cuban slang...
fidel hizo como Chacumbele! El mismito se mató.
Posted by: Firefly at January 20, 2007 07:39 PM