April 13, 2007
Dear Tech Support
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Goingtothepub 7.5, and Softball 3.6.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
Thanks,
Troubled User.....
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem.
Many users upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM! It is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! Because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, Do Bills 4.2, and ChildRaise 11.0.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag 9.5.2. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1, Diamonds 5.0 or NewCar 3.4.
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!
Best of luck,
Tech Support
(H/T Karen M)
Posted by George Moneo at April 13, 2007 05:32 PM
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Yeah, I once installed Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 and was infected with the Al Sofá 2.1 trojan horse virus.
Not fun.
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at April 13, 2007 06:04 PM
This is the Shiz-it!
Posted by: Guajiro_de_Broward at April 13, 2007 07:41 PM
Child Raise 11.0 automatically includes the No_Time_ For_Blogging 1.0 software.
Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2007 12:09 PM
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