December 25, 2007

The Beard Party vs. the Mustache Party

The lemmings in the mainstream media are tripping all over each other to repeat the latest pronouncement from interim dictator raul castro. He assures the world that fidel is recovering well (a year and half later) with "full use of his mental faculties with some small physical limitations.” raul also delivers this knee slapper, claiming that the the U.S. has two political identical parties:

“We could say in Cuba we have two parties, one led by Fidel and one led by Raúl; what would be the difference? Fidel is a little taller than me; he has a beard, and I don’t.”

It reminds me of this much funnier article about Cuban elections from Uncyclopedia, which is by the way much more accurate than any entry you'll find about Cuba on Wikipedia.

Cuban_voting_form.JPG

Posted by Henry Louis Gomez at December 25, 2007 11:37 PM



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Excellent voting form! You guys hit it right in he nose! Good stuff! ....I am voting for the hat party LOL!

Posted by: rmartel [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 26, 2007 11:19 AM

I'm gonna have to go with Hat Party, Fidel, too. Hatless Party Fidel looks like Bizarro Santa, bringer of sorrow.

Where can I get a "Don't Blame Me! I voted for Hat Party Fidel" bumper sticker?

Posted by: TomSawyer [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 26, 2007 02:55 PM

I'm going for the independent "Fat Party" myself.

Posted by: CubaWatch [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 27, 2007 06:18 PM

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