Prediction: CodePink shows up and provokes another incident.

Mr. Conductor: There you go again with your false assumptions. Our request to participate in the parade was denied by the police. That's why we had originally brought the Dodge Ram flatbed truck with the Luis Posada billboard to Miami, because we wanted to drive it down Calle Ocho during the parade with the Code Pinko ladies standing in the back and making peace signs with our index and middle fingers. Tiffany was going to do her exotic dances on the flatbed, to the tune of John Lennon peace songs, so that we could get the respect, admiration, and commendation of the octogenarian batistiano men addicted to Viagra.