January 29, 2008

A sincere apology

This morning I did something really bad. I know I should not have done it—I have been warned against it countless times—but I just could not help myself. It was an uncontrollable urge that came over me that I found impossible to ignore. Although I am quite aware that by doing what I did, I would incur the righteous wrath of many, I succumbed to the craving.

This morning I voted.

I know, I know—Cuban-Americans are not supposed to vote. Even though many of us are US citizens, we are merely intransigent rabble-rousers that time and time again have foiled your liberal machinations. We have committed the most mortal sin any minority can commit: We have thought for ourselves, and advocated issues we find important.

To those of you I have offended by exercising my constitutional right, and all the other horrible things we Cuban-Americans have subjected you to, I beg your forgiveness. I know my act this morning was reckless and crazy, but you have to understand; this democracy thing is so irresistible.

And just so you know that come November, I don’t think I will be able to resist the urge either.

Posted by Alberto de la Cruz at January 29, 2008 10:13 AM



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Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

Alberto, I enjoy your writing. Thanks, and keep up the good work.

Posted by: LittleGator [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 29, 2008 10:19 AM

Great post. Remember we're "holding American foreign policy hostage" too.

Posted by: Henry "Conductor" Gomez [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 29, 2008 11:01 AM

Thank you LittleGator and Henry.

Posted by: albertodelacruz [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 29, 2008 11:27 AM

Bastard!

Posted by: George L. Moneo [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 29, 2008 11:39 AM

Alberto, how could you?! ;-)

Posted by: AmandaD [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 29, 2008 12:11 PM

Bravo!

Posted by: Calabaza [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 29, 2008 12:33 PM

Alberto, I expect you've already done it, but please make sure you send a copy of your apology to Mr. Oliphant the cartoonist and to the Washington Post. I would hate for them to be offended yet again. It's the least we can do to placate and show respect for our betters.

Posted by: asombra [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 29, 2008 12:47 PM

Awesome, monina!

Posted by: Claudia4Libertad [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 29, 2008 03:50 PM

so who'd you vote for?

Posted by: La Ventanita [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 29, 2008 04:18 PM

I'm in trouble enough as it is Ventanita!

Posted by: albertodelacruz [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 29, 2008 04:34 PM

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