January 31, 2008

A Humorous Note

to lighten up the evening. Monica Crowley has outdone herself as she imagines the Clintons' behind-the-scenes conversations in the past week or so. Here's a taste:

Sunday morning, Hillary in Tennessee, calling Bill, who was Lord-knows-where.

HER: "Bill, wake up you (horse's butt.) Get whoever you've got with you the (heck) outta there and listen up. We've got a huge (freakin') crisis here."

HIM: "(Gosh dang it), Hillree. Do you know how (freakin') early it is?"

HER: "Listen, (horse's butt). Ted Kennedy is about to endorse Obama. I cannot believe what an ungrateful
(horse's butt) he is. After all of the (gosh-dang) (stuff) we've done for him! That washed-up (freakin') (horse's butt) is pulling himself out of the (freakin') bar long enough to endorse somebody ELSE?!"

HIM: (whispering to someone else): "I'll be right with you, baby....Don't go."

HER: "BILL! Who the (freak) are you talking to?? We've got an emergency here, and all you can think about is Mr. Happy? You are unbelievable."

HIM: "I'm sorry, honey. What were you saying?"

HER: "Oh shut up. Just get on the horn with Kennedy and hold a (freakin') gun to his head. Show me that you're good for something besides (sleeping with) half of America."

Read the rest at Human Events here.

Posted by rsnlk at January 31, 2008 11:20 PM

Comments

Wait ... I still don't get it.

Posted by: Guayabita del Pinar [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 2, 2008 10:32 PM

It's an imagined conversation between Hil and Bill when she finds out Teddy's gonna endorse Obama. The parentheses are the curse words Crowley has censured.

Posted by: rsnlk [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 3, 2008 10:37 AM

Sorry, I should have made that clear.

Posted by: rsnlk [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 3, 2008 10:37 AM

Um, nope. Still didn't help.

But I sure that Bill Belichek may find it humorous.

Or not.

Posted by: Guayabita del Pinar [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 4, 2008 12:54 AM


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