DUmmie FUnnies does fidel

Our buddy P.J. always has the lowdown on what's going on in the leftard message boards like Democratic Underground (DU). He copies and pastes the best stuff and then adds his own running commentary in brackets. Well here's some of what the DUmmies had to say:

I hope this doesn't cause to much trouble. Bushie will try to claim credit.

[If Bushie and Fidel were both on the same ballot, we know who would receive the majority of the DUmmie votes.]

Already, in some dank little basement office at the Heritage Foundation, some little unsung author of the conservative ascendancy is squinting at his monitor as he types, "George W. Bush's greatest achievement came in his final year in office, when he singlehandedly forced Castro from power, much as his predecessor Reagan had torn down the Berlin Wall with his teeth."

[Typed the DUmmie squingting at his monitor between the empty pizza cartons in his dank little basement.]

Given that the right has rewritten history to credit Reagan with the collapse of the USSR (something he was only nominally involved in), expect this to be rewritten as a great triumph for Chimpy.

[Wasn't it Jimmy Carter who brought about the collapse of the USSR?]

The real danger is that once the death notice is posted, some hot heads in little Havana might try a Bay of Pigs - rematch.

[Danger for a DUmmie means opportunity for others. Hee! Hee!]

Enjoy the rest here.

Posted by Henry Louis Gomez at February 19, 2008 09:28 PM

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