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You forgot to mention that the conspiracy involves at least half a million people in the tri-county area, 4 congressmen and two senators (of both parties) from two different states, the secretary of commerce and even POTUS himself. Oh and I knew your pick-up was special but you never showed me its underwater capabilities or its surface to air missiles.

Oh and BTW, while we're on the subject, you left your X-Ray glasses at my house when you came over to plot our super secret strategy.

You know Val, upon hearing this very disturbing admission on your part, I have to say that I am very upset. That is quite an explosive piece of information you have witheld from us Babalu contributors. In all honesty, I feel cheated to find out you have been in the gainful employ of the castro regime. Especially since I just remodelled my bathroom and had to make do with $40 a square foot marble. How can you hold back on us like that man? Share the wealth, dude! Here I am, cutting corners on my home-improvement project, making do without gold plated bathroom fixtures, and you're getting checks in from the regime.

Afloja un poco billete para tu gente, Val!

I always suspected that the The Porkadero 2000 Super Deluxe was really a short wave radio in disguise! Is that how you get your orders 007 1/2? Val, don't take it too seriously, we all know better.

Fantomas llamando al agente oo7 1.5 Share the wealth my brother. El 17 de mayo lechon de 70 libras en la caja 3pm . 10-4 Operacion Hatuey

Orgullosa, yes the "Caja China" is not what it appears to be. It really is a "Caja China" where interrogations take place.

LOL….I’m rolling on the ground, cracking up with laughter.

We definitely need this on Monday morning, we'll see how the rest of the week behaves.

You guys are better than the Red Avispa. Homeland Security is asleep at the wheel, as usual, but if they knock on your door, you probably won't get added to the list of "The Five" just like Ana Belen Montes and Carlos Alvarez and Elsa Prieto where omitted.

ÑOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! No lo creo, Val, es verdad?? Jealousy and Envy is one of the major reasons why the Castro regime is still in power right now. Not to mention, the element (El Elemento) of Nosiness"="Chimoseria", which is one result these 2 evils produce. It all adds up to Communism, that's what it is all about. Communism works like this, turning everyone against each other, everyone degrading each other to a point where there must be some order. So the ones "In Charge" take away all your Human Rights just to "Resolve" everything, huh!=Como! Before you know it, sometimes sooner then later, you are a slave. "El Dijo, Ella Dijo"="He Said, She Said."

I might add that the Caja China has the super jam attachement, thus also making it an effective weapon to jam Radio and Tv Marti.

"Mancom" is fully equipped, and capable of jamming all inferior network communications.

If you ever come over to play dominoes at the house, you might notice that the little map of Cuba printed on the domino table has moving and roving little red dots. It's actually a GPS based counter-revolutionary spy tracking and monitoring system designed by the Chinese. They - the Chinese - just took one of their original Mah-Jong GPS tracking tables and retrofitted it for doble nueves. These are standard equipment for all doble-O 1/2 ñangaras.

Val,

Thanks for the laugh!! Much needed these days! Now ... I'm just wondering ... are you sure you were away doing "home improvements", or is that a "code phrase" for being away on assignment? LOL!!!

I wish you well :) Melek

"Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway." ~ E. Hubbard

melek,

If you'll notice, in the post above, I conspicuously spelled the term "home improvemnents", thus effectively given my handlers a coded message. In layman's terms, that manuever is known as a cyber "wink."

"Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway." ~ E. Hubbard

Posted by Melek at March 31, 2008 01:21 PM

QUOTE OF THE DAY, MAYBE THE WEEKEND , QUIZAS DE LA SEMANA, DEL MES O DEL AÑO

LOL

Man, I'm laughing so hard about the Caja China that my upstairs neighbors will think I'm nuts.

Wow, Val.
You really are "el barbaro de la pelicula." =D

Besos,
Marta

great laugh...made my day.

Folks, why are you surprised, we've all been witnesses and victims of "agente 00's" flagrant torture techniques. Do you forget the pictures of the puerco azados?

I bet you what he got was a bionic arm and he never stuck himself with the mojo needle, that was just the cover-up story!!

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