April 14, 2008

castro was nostradamus

Three news alerts this morning about castro's incredible ability to see the future:

Chavez says Castro predicted slide of US dollar
Times of India - India
CARACAS (VENEZUELA): Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said on Thursday that his close friend Fidel Castro predicted the fall of the US dollar. ...

Castro predicted oil crisis
AfricaNews - Netherlands
Uganda’s President, Yoweri Museveni has disclosed that the current soaring oil and food prices were predicted by former Cuban President Fidel Castro ten ...

Chavez: Castro predicted fall of dollar
Houston Chronicle - United States
2008 AP CARACAS, Venezuela — Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said Thursday that his close friend Fidel Castro predicted the fall of the US dollar. ...

I betcha he didn't predict that he'd be shitting out of his side into a plastic bag. Or that his ever faithful little brother wouldn't even wait for him to achieve room temperature to start undoing some of the mess he created with capricious and arbitrary policies.

Posted by Henry Louis Gomez at April 14, 2008 07:51 AM



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I got to hand it to you Henry! You do post the greatest Headlines.

Posted by: Firefly [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 14, 2008 08:31 AM

NostroAnus

Posted by: Gusano [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 14, 2008 08:59 AM

Henry,


Yo se que Fidel no es Nostradamus pero si estoy seguro que es Cagagamus porque ha cagado a la isla de Cuba completa de una punta a la otra con sus 49 anos de estupideces.

Posted by: FreedomForCuba [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 14, 2008 12:36 PM

Oh Yeah he also predicted he would be shiting through a tube .
"El Que mata a Hierro a Hierro muere.

Y el que mata de hambre de hambre muere.

Or for our Spanish challenged Readers.
"Kill by the sword you die by the sword"
You kill by hunger you die by hunger" Fidel is wasting away can't eat solids.

Posted by: Peter Perez [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 14, 2008 03:22 PM

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