Kudos to this heroine of socialist labor!

Capitalists of the world, we will bury you! BaGOCK!

It is known fact that socialism is fowl.

George, that's terrible - keep your day job.

For crying out loud, this is as bad as the genetic super cow with the piped in classical music in her magical barn. I don't know whether to laugh or be shocked.

Sigh.

We have become such an embarrassment as a result of the machinations of the bearded one.

You see, Val? I told you fidel was still alive and you didn't want to believe me.

Is this super egg bigger than the one Raul's so-called "reforms" have laid? Or the one his economic plans will lay?

You are so right, Val. Thank you for writing about this and exposing the truth behind the egg.

Val, you are so right.

High five.

Val, you couldn't be more right about the fowl stench emanating from those nether regions.

If Fidel were still alive, he would be claiming a revolutionary breakthrough and cloning the freaking chicken and at the end he would end up with pigeon size egs, like he did with "Ubre blanca"and the midget cattle he bred,LMAO

Peter,

I believe they call that midget cow the "Manuel A Tellechea" as well. It's small, it's useless, it's full of sour milk and spends all day chewing its own cud.

Val, you are so right. Thank you for writing the truth about the cow. You explain things like no other human on this earth.

Val,
Did I ever tell you you're my hero? You're everything I wish I could be...You are the wind beneath my wings.

thank you, Alberto.

I suppose I should have mentioned that the "mini" cows whose genetic engineering didnt go all that well, the ones that ended up looking like stubby, stocky, steroidally imbalanced, small skulled "cows" are referred to as the "Alex Hernandez" strain of the Manuel A. Tellechea mini cow and they have all been shipped out to remote regions of the countryside where there are no women and many lonely lonely farmers.

Val, you are so right. Thank goodness you have this blog so that people like us, who hang on your every utterance, can read your insightful commentary and tell you how right you are.

Val, you are so right. =D

The planet has a fever...

George, you are so right. Not as right as Val, but right nonetheless.

It isnt about who's right, righter or rightest, but about just how incredibly right it feels to be right, the rightest amount of times.

The steroidically enhanced exploding head mini-cows are just the gravy.

Alberto, you are so right that George is so right that Val is even more right. But then again, what do I know?

Would you say 98.743% right?

Wow, Val! Again, you are just sooooo right. It is nothing less than amazing. I don't understand half the words you write, but they all sound so right. So much so that
we all have to keep repeating how right you are in comment after repititious comment until the comment counter explodes.

"You are the man"

No, man - you are, really

"No dude . . . YOU really are the man."

No, seriously man, you are and I mean - you rock.

"No dude, you rock more than I could ever rock."

. . . . you guys are crackin' me up.

George, I'd say you're 99.99% right, but ony the rightest of the rightest, the Great and Right Val, is right 100%.

I rock. Aren't we fighting a war there?

Alberto,

I cant argue with that last statement as you are so right my right side hurts. Which, in my case, can be what to others is the left side, but since its me, and Im always right, I have two right sides.

No George, I-Roc was a popular muscle car in the 1980s . . . A "make out" machine - if you will.

What was in the cafécito this morning?

That was supposed to be "cafecito" with an accent - don't know what happened.

CubaWatch,

the Iroc was a popular car alright, but could it lay massive eggs like the Manuela A Tellechea hen?
I doubt it.

Hey! Us Eye-talians drive dem Irocs ovah here. You wanna make somethin of it?

Val,

That would be THIS vehicle.

Claudia,

I wasn't gonna say it - I really wasn't - I have many Italian friends so this is really just a joke - I'm serious . . . the joke used to be that it stood for . . . ..

you know where I'm going with this don't you?

LOL

Yeah AB, I know exactly what it means. :-P

No you are all wrong. Val is not right 100% of the time, after all, we're not talking about just anyone here. Val is the primero Cuban Don. You have to use the Cuba's method of calculation and factor in the social benefits. Val is right 376%, while the rest of you are only right in varying degrees from 116%-286%.

Ziva, did you ever work in the music business?

George-Only indirectly, at a radio station, why do you ask?

Everyone here is right on when they say Val is right. Especially Val.

You are so right Henry, and I take comfort in the righteousness of Val's rightness.

Val is the Knight of Right.

Val, you are so right, like Rush Limbaugh, in so many ways.

-- "Anonymous"

Val,

That egg most be full of shit just like the Castro “Rebolution” has been for the last 49 years.

The best part of it is that now the main Cagalitroso in Jefe himself is condemned on shitting in a bag for the rest of the time he has here on earth before his upcoming trip to hell.

Payback is a Bitch!