July 24, 2008
BREAKING NEWS!!!
This just in:
The extremist, right wing, dinosaur, Miami mafia exile community is directly responsible for Global Warming, the high price of gas, a terrible US healthcare system, Hurricane Dolly, the War in Iraq, Vietnam, the Kennedy assasinations, the Martin Luther King assasination, the Abraham Lincoln assasination, the Civil War, WWI, WWII, The Spanish American War, the Korean War, the gas crisis of the seventies, the Iranian hostage crisis, the Tet offensive, the eruption of Mt Saint Helens, the New York city blackout, the use of steroids in professional sports, droughts and floods in the Midwest, the Chicago fire, your last stomach ache, male pattern baldness, Britney Spears, the end of Seinfeld, the mortgage crisis, the sinking of the Titanic, mosquitos, citrus canker, trans fats, the Exxon Valdez disaster, illegal immigration, the CIA, lost kittens, barking dogs, roof leaks, hang nails, Chapaquidick, prohibition, bad cellphone reception and dropped calls, Teletubbies, that weird sensation when you chew aluminum foil, rush hour traffic, bad haircuts, allergies, the New England Patriots losing the Superbowl, Boston winning a World Series, IRS audits, low sperm counts, Oliver Stone, Mondays, famines, melting icebergs, mud puddles, hanging chads, the night that the lights went out in Georgia, the break-up of the Beatles, bad brown acid, the Budweiser takeover, Donald Trump, kidney stones, computer viruses, flat tires, Dan Rather's fake documents, pimples, the big fish that got away, migraines, Jimmy Carter, speeding tickets, sneezes, running out of toilet paper, bee stings, the French, final exams, late busses, blown fuses, splinters, limping dogs, delayed flights, hospital food, telemarketing calls, emails from South Africa, specialty cell phone rings, lightning, Nancy Pelosi, bad plastic surgery, ear worms, perspiration, obesity, Michael Moore, stale bread, the United Nations and rust.
Stayed tuned, story is developing....
Posted by Val Prieto at July 24, 2008 08:47 AM
Comments
You forgot my backyard mango tree's lack of fruit production this season.
Damn Miami Mafia!
Posted by: albertodelacruz ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.babalublog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
at July 24, 2008 08:57 AM
LOLOLOLOL!!!!
Posted by: Tati at July 24, 2008 09:26 AM
I beg to differ on Chappaquiddick.
Posted by: George L. Moneo at July 24, 2008 09:46 AM
You are wrong, George. Dead wrong.
Posted by: Val Prieto at July 24, 2008 09:52 AM
Yep. That just about covers it.
Posted by: Robert at July 24, 2008 09:56 AM
Carajoooo! you have too much time in your hands Val,LMAO
Posted by: Peter Perez at July 24, 2008 09:57 AM
Val,
You think that's bad - read this gem:
http://groups.google.com/group/soc.culture.cuba/msg/cb928241c11ce77f?dmode=source
Posted by: mandingo at July 24, 2008 10:02 AM
The Miami John lennon connection! Good read.
http://www.southtexian.com/2007/08/funniest-conspiracy-theory-ever.html
Posted by: mandingo at July 24, 2008 10:08 AM
Let me guess. Someone is pontificating again.
Posted by: Henry Louis Gomez at July 24, 2008 10:50 AM
I defend my right to use a specialty cell phone ring, and I don't care how much it annoys others.
Posted by: Ziva Sahl at July 24, 2008 10:53 AM
You forgot to mention that fact that My Buchito de cafe this morning was cold because the micro-wave in the office did not work.....darm cuban mafiosos. How could you guys do this to me? Mi cafeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Posted by: Henry Agueros at July 24, 2008 11:15 AM
That explains a lot! I knew Boston couldn't have won a world series on their own.
Posted by: Greg at July 24, 2008 01:47 PM
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