August 23, 2008

Mark your calendars!!!

2008 Democratic National Convention August 28, 2008 - Schedule of Events:

7:00 pm ~ Opening flag burning.
7:15 pm ~ Pledge of Allegiance to the U. N.
7:20 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:25 pm ~ Non-religious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson.
7:45 pm ~ Ceremonial tree hugging.
7:55 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:00 pm ~ How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore.
8:15 pm ~ Wedding Planning - Barney Frank presiding.
8:35 pm ~ How Can We Fool Them Today? - Hillary Clinton
8:45 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:00 pm ~ Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry.
9.25 pm ~ Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon.
10:00 pm ~ "Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin.
11:00 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:05 pm ~ Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand.
11:15 pm ~ Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn.
11:30 pm ~ Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton.
11:45 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:50 pm ~ How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean.
12:15 am ~ "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore.
12:25 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:30 am ~ How to Make Up Whoppers and Not Get Caught! - Hillary Clinton
12:45 am ~ Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
1:00 am ~ Nomination of Barack Obama by Nancy Pelosi.
1:15 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
1:25 am ~ Coronation of Barack Obama.
1:45 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
2:00 am ~ Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home.

H/T: Mom

Posted by Henry Louis Gomez at August 23, 2008 02:08 PM

Comments

You guys forgot to mention the non denominational wiccan trans gender Gay and Lesbian handicapped sign language orgy held after Obama crowns himself.

Posted by: mandingo [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 23, 2008 02:26 PM

Henry

Well done (;>)

Posted by: Larry Daley [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 23, 2008 02:46 PM

7:00 AM Ted Kennedy's water logged body is fished from Sloan Lake after Hillary calls in a car wreck at Sloan Lake Park at 2:30 AM.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 23, 2008 03:02 PM

Beautiful.

Posted by: dramaturge [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 23, 2008 04:05 PM

LOL

Posted by: FreedomForCuba [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 23, 2008 06:31 PM

Ha!

Posted by: Jonathan [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 23, 2008 08:56 PM

I propose a toast to Henry's Mom!

Posted by: Scott [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 24, 2008 03:42 PM

Every line was funny but the last one almost made me fall off my chair. Great job! I'm waiting to see how much more communist ass kissing potential the media has after two solid weeks of their olympics coverage!

Posted by: JorgeG [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 24, 2008 06:41 PM


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