The Axis of Evil

With the markets tanking due to ten year virus resulting from the 1999 repeal of Glass Steagall coupled with the Dems killing the regulatory legislation on Fannie and Freddie, I think we should be investing in Unilever, the manufacturers of Vaseline cause of the major screwing we're going to get under an Obama adminstration. This is what we have to look forward to (besides having to continue to hear the pot smoking lefty pinko bloggers gloat):

1. Higher Taxes (payroll taxes and income taxes)
2. Less jobs due to layoffs caused by higher taxes
3. More jobs going overseas because of higher taxes and tariffs
4. Higher prices due to higher wage mandates, unions, and higher taxes
5. Unions being able to get in the door of employers without secret ballots
6. Higher prices and less jobs due to labor unions
7. Radical leftist judges on the Supreme Court and the Federal Courts
8. The Signing of the Freedom of Choice Act (Abortion on Demand)
9. Trade Wars
10. No oil drilling (they will reneg on their promise with a majority in congress with President Obama)
11. We'll sit down with terrorists in Iran, Cuba, and Venezuela
13. More government nationalization and socialism
14. Mandatory government run healthcare forcing employers to carry it which in turn will cause employers to cut back and/or shut down
15. Israel will get the shaft;
16. We'll have to pledge allegiance to Obama and praise him;
17. Those who speak out against Obama will be audited by the IRS, and will be shut down or fined by the new FCC that will take over all communications including the internet;
18. The establishment of CDR type citizen group to make sure no one impugns the Great One;
19. ACORN will become a major portion of the federal budget;
and worst of all
20. We'll have to put up with the Axis of Evil - Pelosi, Obama, and Reid.

In fact, I think we also need to invest in The Seagram Company Ltd. cause the sale of booze will go up which is the only way sane people will be able to deal with this evil Axis and the alcohol will numb us from the pain of having to look at that witch Pelosi. When she talks it's like scratching nails against a blackboard.

So there you have it folks. If you want to get it up the poop shoot some January 2009, then vote for Obama folks. I know the left will actually enjoy it and look forward to it since they're into that type of thing.

So stock up and booze and cigars cause it's gonna be a bumpy ride folks if the polls are correct. Have a great weekend. And for those lefties who have nothing better to do but to criticize what we write here, may the horseflies of 1000 jackasses infest your crotches.

Adios Infidels, I'm heading out to the bar.

Posted by Cigar Mike at October 10, 2008 09:27 AM

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