November 01, 2008
A Message from Our Fearless Leader
Welcome Comrades. We've got the election in the bag. We've got the media in the tank with us and we've passed out enough loose joints to convince you that we're the "change you can believe in."
There's no need for your vote my friends. No need for you to stand in line for hours. I've already picked my White House staff and have started moving the furniture in.
Go back to your bongs my friends. And thanks to your help, you'll be rewarded with government drugs with the additional tax dollars I will be spreading after I tax the beejesus out of the American People. Don't forget my subjects, that those who do not want to pay more taxes are unpatriotic and selfish. It is our duty to want to pay more taxes because becoming wealthy is evil. We must all be equal in all respects. Share the wealth is noble.
Don't worry, all is and will be fine. If you get a little stressed out, just follow these instructions:
1. place bud in bowl
2. place match over bowl
3. breathe in
4. hold in lungs
5. exhale
Now don't you feel better now? We're gonna have a swell time in my new Administration. Don't worry folks, the government is going to take care of you. Don't bother working, the government is going to give you money to stay at home and smoke. Now remember my flock, I'm always watching. Remember to always rat on those who don't think like us. Remember to call anyone who says anything bad about me a racist. Remember to get in the faces of those who don't agree with us. The New Order has begun.
Posted by Cigar Mike at November 1, 2008 10:26 AM
Comments
I have been seeing some crazy stuff about this guy lately... at first I was thinking that having a minority president would be good, but the more I learned the more I realized that we are seriously jeopardizing the future of the country... i got an email with this audio that someone made into a video on youtube... makes you think:
article: http://www.canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/5860
video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKlBVqOfodg
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at November 1, 2008 11:16 AM
WARNING!! The ACORN scum is voting once and then going back to the end of the line but not to vote but to make the lines longer and intimidate working people into not voting because of the long lines, they do not work and can spend days doing that shit, if you see it REPORT IT!!!!
Posted by: Doorgunner at November 1, 2008 11:23 AM
I heard that from some of my clients who said that these wankers are bringing in buses of people just to stand in line who are not going to vote in high GOP neighborhoods.
Pathetic!
Posted by: Cigar Mike Pancier at November 1, 2008 11:29 AM
ACORN used the same extorcion in bank lines for days to force banks into loans...
Posted by: Doorgunner at November 1, 2008 11:42 AM
Those are the traditional actions of the Left, not just here, but worldwide. They intimidate, harass, threaten, and abuse those who don't tow their political line. They have no conscious, honor, or decency....'in your face', just as they were instructed by their almighty 'father'. I'm in the DC area, and am petrified of what I'll run into when I go to the polls on Tuesday. I had one Obama supporter (about 6'3", 250 lbs) stand in the middle of a Target store with a huge picture of the 'father' on his t-shirt, with no other goal than to advertise the bastard. I wonder what'd they do to me if I would have done the same for McCain - it wouldn't be pretty. Lets strap on some cojones, call'm out on it and fight back. Can anybody say 'brigadas de repuesta rapido, or actos de repudio', that's where we're heading, if we allow them.
Posted by: Mambi at November 1, 2008 11:51 AM
God help us all.
Posted by: Claudia4Libertad at November 1, 2008 12:18 PM
I already have one strike against me at YouTube. Here is a video inspired by Cigar Mike's post post.
Posted by: PTG at November 1, 2008 12:26 PM