fidel: raulito, my little brother, is that you?

Hintao: (why didn't they tell me I was meeting a dead man, at least he smells like one...)

fidel:Oh goodie! The food's here. Did you remember the egg rolls?

Hintao: You know, Fider, I can get you a suit just rike mine, and a tie too, so you can rook vely shalp once the mummification plocess is comprete... And if you want, I'll add a hailpiece too...

Fidel: Requete @#$%^! a la china que te pario! Pero no te quitamos la bodega en 1961?

Well, the Coma's Spanish doctor says, in print, that his mummy, I mean patient, is perfectly fine and could return to his former functions if he wanted. Of course, the doctor looks like a used car salesman, and he's obviously ideologically compromised, as they say, but never mind.

Caption:

There, there, Old Pestilent One, don't you worry. In China, we have lots of experience disposing of the unwanted. We know just how to take care of your problem. You won't know or feel a thing. Promise.

That is one tall Hu shown there as they seem to be standing, somebody should look up those measurements, something does not square in Bolsa's face, looks like they only pose Bolsa with non-Spanish speakers, humm....

Is it me, or does the moribund dictator's hairstyle look kind of strange? I've never seen a picture of him with his hair parted to the side. And somehow, he seems to have grown thicker hair.

Could this be a Photoshop?

No, not Photoshop. Just a decrepit old man and a bad hairstylist. They probably think this makes him look younger, as opposed to retarded.

Hintao: Don't worry my love. I know that we wont be able to move to Miami now that Florida voted against same sex marriage, but I promise that I'll still marry you and take you out of this lousy place.

Here is a pic of Hu and Bush where Bush is taller than Hu...so if they are standing how can Hu be as tall as FC?

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.playazball.com/archives/hu%2520bush%2520meeting.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.playazball.com/archives/2006_04.html&h=254&w=350&sz=42&tbnid=Viy-DxRr3FwJ::&tbnh=87&tbnw=120&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpictures%2Bof%2BHu%2Band%2BBush&hl=en&usg=__YzaA8iKHSH3_7pC0MGrIKLVYn2A=&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=1&ct=image&cd=1

Hintao: And who's your makeup artist?

Fidel: You were so gentle with me.
Hintao: Next time remove the bag.

Confucious say: Person who sleep with Fidel Castro wake up in sticky bed.

Hintao: You know they really can do wonders with wax.