December 23, 2008

Fidel's latest bowel movement predicts economic growth for Cuba in 2009

According to Cuba's Economy and Planning Minister in one of the regime's faithful mouthpieces, Reuters, the Cuban economy is set to see a growth in excess of 4% in 2009. These economic numbers are pulled from the magical and mysterious anus (or anuses, or ani perhaps?) of the maximum leader. But what does Reuters and the rest of the MSM care if the numbers the regime provides them with are covered in fecal matter? They have a job to do, and gosh darn it, they are going to do it no matter how bad it smells.

Of course, no mention is made in this article that the feculent economic numbers provided came from the same regime that insists there are no political prisoners in Cuba and that they have never violated the human rights of the Cuban people.

But no one said being a shill for a murderous dictatorial regime was a clean job. If you're going to kiss the ass of a dictator, chances are you are going to get covered in crap.


Posted by Alberto de la Cruz at December 23, 2008 10:26 AM

Comments

Yeah and Venezuela has a 6% inflation rate. It's amazing how the media prints this crap.

Posted by: readytoshoot [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 23, 2008 11:07 AM

Man, that headline cracked me up. Well done.

Posted by: CubaWatch [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 23, 2008 11:27 AM

Alberto, described the msm's relationship with Castro better than anyone's ever done! It just doesn't end to amaze me how they print everything that is defecated by Castro and his propaganda mill.

Posted by: Rayarena [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 23, 2008 11:36 AM

Ani get your gun.

Posted by: Universal Spectator [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 23, 2008 11:58 AM


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