Babalu Blog: Geopolitics 2009

January 09, 2009

Geopolitics 2009

What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?

The Italian - throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage.

The German - carefully washes the copy, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee.

The Frenchman - takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.

The Chinese - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

The Russian - Drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.

The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, drinks tea and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.

The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, the German and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of tea to the Palestinian.

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UPDATE -- On a related note, the religion of peace now has targeted Amy Winehouse and other performers because they are Jews.

With respect to the pro PLO/Hamas, penis-breath, butt-pirate, putz who's posts have been deleted, please leave your anti-Semitic left wing crap for the lefty blogs like the kos or the local equivalents. Not here.

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UPDATE: Oh and on the local front, these hamas buttlickers decided to protest around the block from my office yesterday creating a traffic nightmare. I didn't bother to take the pictures of these asswipes, but in today's paper there's a picture of one of these buttmunches with her peaceful sign of peace, love, and understanding ....

Posted by Cigar Mike at January 9, 2009 10:44 AM

Comments

I love it. Wish I could find an easy way to copy and paste it to everyone.
Fabulous!

Posted by: honey at January 9, 2009 11:17 AM

LOL

Posted by: FreedomForCuba at January 9, 2009 11:52 AM

Funny thing is, she looks white to me, definitely not Middle Eastern. If she were the latter, she'd probably be too used to being submissive and beaten down to give anybody the finger.

Posted by: asombra at January 9, 2009 02:28 PM

You're right asombra, she's probably an ANSWER member.

Posted by: Lori at January 9, 2009 03:36 PM

Seeing those hideous videos or pictures, I ask again, why are the majority of Jewish-Americans solidly Democrats, in fact, very liberal Democrats? It doesn't bother them to know that everyone of those scumbags protesting against Israel probably voted for Obama (if they could vote)? I just don't get it, or do they place their liberal domestic views ahead of Israel. Can anyone provide some insight?

Posted by: Mambi at January 9, 2009 07:15 PM

Other than self hating Jews, even liberal Jewish Dems are all pro Israel, especially the older voters. Hence why all the politicians in their districts are pro Israel. They're having a pro Israel rally this Sunday in Boca Raton to counter these Hamas assholes and all our local Dem Congressmen will be there.

These scumbags at these rallies get their support from the radical left (not the mainstream dems); the Conyers; the McKinney's, the Rangels, the Waters, those folks.

But the irony is that strongest pro Israel Prez we've had has been GW Bush. Even more than his dad was.

Obama is an unknown. We'll see where he stands shortly.

Posted by: Cigar Mike Pancier at January 9, 2009 07:21 PM

I know exactly where Obama stands on the Middle East...

Posted by: Universal Spectator at January 9, 2009 08:30 PM

Can someone send me info on the Boca rally? I have a friend in Hollywood who wants to go. Thanks.

Posted by: Ziva Sahl at January 9, 2009 10:13 PM

Why is Martha Stewart holding up that sign?

Posted by: Felix L. Ricardo at January 10, 2009 12:04 AM

Ziva I posted a link today with the different rallies in South Florida on Sunday.

Posted by: Cigar Mike Pancier at January 10, 2009 09:13 AM