January 16, 2009
Ahoy, mates!
The rumors and speculation about the death of the bearded one are all wrong. fidel castro is not dead. He has not been seen as he's given up the life of a revolutionary to become a swashbuckler. Here's the latest phot of the man, now know as El pirata Cagapadentro:

Posted by Val Prieto at January 16, 2009 11:18 AM
Comments
They should call him:
El Barbudo Cagalitroso.
Posted by: FreedomForCuba
at January 16, 2009 01:27 PM
Pirate of the Caribbean, indeed.
Posted by: Universal Spectator
at January 16, 2009 02:29 PM
More like Bola de Churre of the Caribbean if you ask me.
Posted by: FreedomForCuba
at January 16, 2009 03:24 PM
Apestoso!
That must be one hell of a colostomy bag if it needs that belt to hold it up. Oh, yes, of course, he subjects himself to rationing, like everyone else, and only gets two bags a year. Sure.
Posted by: Feuertrunken
at January 16, 2009 06:10 PM
This is so wrong, wrong, wrong, in every way. What is this, Mad Max fidel after a day of cutting cane?
Sure looks like he needs to go somewhere hot and get cleansed.
